Tuesday, January 24, 2006

Like a Case of Road Rash, Only Funny

I am in physical pain from the brutal hilarity of The Beast's 50 Most Loathesome People in America, 2005. Don't forget to read each person's "sentence."

Not for the faint of heart; there are a couple that even I winced at.

Give yourself plenty of time to savor it. It's a work of fucking art.

Here's a teaser, from the 43rd most loathesome person, Rush Limbaugh:

If political discussion were sex, the Limbaugh audience would be a horde of virgins beating off to deranged rape fantasies.
No. 35, Michael Brown, is utterly breathtaking in its display of the cold, hard truth.

Amazing stuff.

Via Shakespeare's Sister.