Actual conversation on the trail up to LaTourell Falls yesterday

Trailhead Kid (looking down at the trail at an insect busily crossing the path): Oh, look at this new beetle!

Me (unaware that there was an old beetle somewhere): Oh, cool!

Mr. T: Where do you think he's going?

Trailhead Kid: To the beetle restaurant, to get some dinner and...and...and...then some beetle ice cream.

Me: Wow, beetle ice cream. I wonder what that tastes like. Beetles, maybe?

Trailhead Kid: Um, it tastes like people and beetles.


Yum.