Head, meet desk.

Actual conversation with TK this morning:

Me: Okay, those tennis shoes are still wet from yesterday so we'll have to find your Pumas.

TK: Mommy, why did I walk in the water with these shoes?

Me: I really have no idea. It's not a good idea to get in the water with your shoes on, because they'll be wet for awhile.

TK (picking up wet shoe): Are these the shoes that are wet?

Me: Yep.

TK: Why are they wet?