Coming Soon: What Happens when you Kayak with a Three-Year-Old

No babysitter today. So we've bundled up TK in a kid-sized PFD (life jacket), and we're headed for the Tualatin River. Any more tranquil a body of water than the Tualatin is a bathtub. TK is all hyped up and ready to go.

The primary problem so far is that TK wants to take along the enormous rubber snake his uncle gave him last year. TS hates snakes, and anything that looks like a snake, and so we have to persuade TK to leave the huge rubber snake to guard the house.

Again, I ask: What could go wrong?