Fowl Mouth

This is a travesty.

Barney, a five-year old macaw living at the Warwickshire Animal Sanctuary in central England, is no longer allowed to hobnob with the VIPs after telling a mayor to fuck off, and informing a vicar that she "can fuck off as well."

Barney is not completely ill-mannered, however. He will offer thanks when given a biscuit.

But Barney does seem to have issues with law enforcement officers. When two policemen visited, Barney greeted them with a hearty "And you can fuck off you two wankers!"

So now Barney has to stay inside when visitors come. Can't have the bird insulting the dignitaries. Heaven forbid someone might be offended by a parrot telling them to fuck off.