Tuesday, September 05, 2006

I think y'all might be in some trouble, George

Conversation between three old men in cowboy hats overheard in a cafe in a small northwestern Montana town. The cowboys are watching one of Bush's security speeches.

Old cowboy #1: George Bush. We need a Democrat.

Old cowboy #2: He was one of the nicest men we'd ever had in office.

Old cowboy #3 (incredulous): George W. Bush? You kiddin' me?

Old cowboy #2: Oh, George W? I thought you were talkin' about his father. Hell, no.