Knock Knock. Who's There?

Um, an alligator.

So it's alligator breeding season and some horny male gators are leaving the swamp and knocking on suburban doors:

BONITA SPRINGS, Fla. - So now the alligators are going door to door. When Lori Pachelli heard someone knocking at the door of her home in a gated community in this southwest Florida community earlier this week, she looked out to see an unwelcome visitor on her front stoop: an 8-foot alligator.

The bull gator, which had wandered up from the pond behind the house, had a bloody lip from banging its head against the door.

Jeez, answer the door already, lady.

Via Feministe.

Note: Yeah, that's one of my shots. One of my biggest photographic frustrations is my consistent failure to get a really good gator shot. Wish one of the fuckers'd show up at my front door.