You know those conservative relatives that populate the intellectual outskirts of your family? I bet everyone has at least one or two of them, and being conservative and "pro-family," they no doubt have children. So what do you get their kids for Christmas?* Of course, there's always the Republicans Make Me Cry onesie, or the Mommy Wants a New President toddler tee, but you figure hell, it's Christmas, why be deliberately offensive? Maybe you should just stick with toys. But what to buy the baby wingnuts on your Christmas list?
Never fear. Baby Bush Toys understands your dilemma. Baby Bush is at the ready with "an exciting range of products for the resoundingly average child." Here are only a few of the toys Baby Bush offers:
Or, if you're buying for a wee tot, there's this:
See the full selection of Baby Bush Toys here.
Via Shakespeare's Sister.
*In full compliance with the pro-Christmas message.
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