Slug Porn Caption Contest

To mark what will be the last slug-related post for a long time, I had to select an image so sordid, so vile as this, in order to match the magnitude of the occasion.

What's that I hear? Could it be the collective "ewwwww!" from all six of my readers? (Except for Wasteland, of course, who requested this post to begin with, and A, who only compounded the madness by requesting it again in the comments this morning.)

So, I say to you -- wallow in the grossness! Embrace the yuck! Give me a caption!